"Reviews"!

“Is this why your thesis chapter is two weeks late?”

Telling people to "comment and subscribe" to your blog does not count as publishing peer-reviewed work.

— My advisor, probably

“Julia was right.”

— The entirety of an email my professor sent to our class after I argued with him in lecture, which I re-read on a monthly basis to remind myself that I once was right about something and to give myself hope that it might happen again?